AN ODE TO FACEBOOK

Okay guys, it’s official! I am addicted to Facebook. I am sure there will be a lot of people like me out there. But I have a story to tell…unlike most of you (na na na na na na!).

Just about a month back, I would run as far from Facebook as I could. I created a profile because a friend forced me to but never ever bothered to go on and check what was happening in that world. I preferred My Space or Orkut. I just thought Facebook was a bit too difficult to grasp; too many things happening at once; too many applications, people sending in requests I couldn’t get my head around. All in all, it felt more like a complex web of things to dodge rather than a comfy chair where you sit and send messages to people who are either too far or too undesirable to be called – These things are the best way to keep in touch, I believe. You say a ‘hi’ and then you forget about them for a couple of months, again after which you drop may be another ‘hi’ said slightly more creatively for deception. Anyway coming back to my reluctance to stepping into the dark waters(!!) of Facebook, I was in fact quite forcefully led into it with a point to prove and my ego scarred by a friend of mine who kept saying that after all it wasn’t rocket science and if indeed I found it difficult to understand, I must have an IQ of 30 (which I believe is pretty bad). With those words I was faced with a challenge. I had to prove to her, to myself and to the world that I wasn’t a 30 on the IQ and I was certainly not one of those to run away from challenges. So that was it!

Not that anything got any easier. I was still just as averse to it. While the mind had journeyed from being reluctant to being ambivalent, the heart was fiercely determined as ever. So there I was. My first look at Facebook happened at last. It didn’t look inviting at all. We shared mutual repugnance. I was inundated with information I thought was least necessary or desired. I managed to reach the bay and kept at it for weeks to come. While I may have started logging in more often than I did before (which was never), I didn’t do much but look around and back out in disgust. People kept poking me and I didn’t know how to stop them or shout back at them or superpoke them (it’s great by the way, you can even throw flaming poop at people which I only discovered today when I saw it smeared on my face thanks to a friend who until then was only hugging and cuddling me…but it’s kind of a dream come through, I mean throwing it) and I kept thinking this place was the best place to purge your frustration but alas, I was only at the receiving end since I knew none of the techniques.

And then one day something happened. On surface it was just another day. The alarm went off, I snoozed it, it went off again after its stipulated 10 minutes, I snoozed it again and again and again until my alarm sprouted legs and kicked me out of the bed…all very usual…I brushed my teeth, cooked some vege and heated my bread, had my bath…yeah yeah okay…I stop here but you get the drift. It was all very normal and on such a seemingly dreary day, I reached the office, half an hour late as usual. But things were different. I couldn’t tell what had gone wrong but there was a strange desire, someone was urging and I, ignoring, urging and ignoring, ignoring and urging until that someone put their foot down….right on my foot and man, did it hurt! But I didn’t react because I needed it and for the first time I knew my time was up. It was time to conquer this strange strange world. I started exploring and I found stuff like movie quizzes, IQ tests, honesty boxes (well I was always at the receiving end of nasty remarks while playing ‘Fish Tank’ or something it was called in school and this was my chance to give it back), compare people, minekey, You’d rather and other such crazy applications which warmed me a little to the whole idea of Facebook. And then there was no looking back.

Gradually, it became an addiction and now has reached the intensity of slow poisoning. It also got me blogging, which is a good thing I guess…for the writer at least. Now I have to go back to Facebook every 10 minutes and hope to find loads of messages, comments and ratings waiting for me. So while I am at work juggling with 20 things and doing it quite successfully, there comes a point when I choose to just drop the balls and enter Facebook with wide eyes full of hope as if I were entering a producer’s office who had promised me to fund my script lying in the drawers for the past 7 years.

But did I mention that there are rough times too. Those times when nothing awaits you there, no messages, no comments, nothing, when life seems drab, there are always a million quizzes to cheer you up. And those quiz makers are Gods, I tell you! They know you in and out only through a few questions. In 4 questions, they tell you who you are, what you look like, what animal you’d be reborn as (which in my case is a HIPPO by the way…some life to look forward to!), who you’d date and also what his name would be. Isn’t that amazing guys? It’s a miracle, I’d say.

So that is Facebook for you. Changing lives! (Thank goodness my family is not reading this…)

AN ODE TO THOUGHTS

At the risk of sounding clichéd, proverbial and philosophical, I am going to have to draw an embarrassing metaphor to try and explain where I am going with this blog. Here it comes. Life is a Rubik’s cube. Very few understand the pattern and only a handful crack the trick. I am certainly not one of them. Just like most people, I am constantly groping in the dark to make sense of my life and the world around. But what is interesting is that this obscure and incomprehensible life is richly laden with situations, events and thus thoughts. These thoughts emerge as I fall and then again when I rise, sometimes with effort and sometimes with fervour.

Actually thoughts are the funniest things. They seem to bombard you from all the directions, at any time during the day or night and take you to places unguarded, unforeseen and untrodden. They can be simple, they can be complex and they can be outright bizarre. And man, can they be powerful! They can wreck you and leave you frail and feeble. They can invigorate you and motivate you to go on living and loving this strange life. They can give you ideas - ideas for a better life, ideas for a richer life and ideas for a creative life.

If such is the case then why do we suppress our thoughts so much? Why do we force ourselves to push them back in the darker recesses of our labyrinthine mind? I mean, of course, we are all social animals and sometimes you just have to...for the sake of living a symbiotic life. But aren't we doing it a bit much these days? Aren't we restricting ourselves to blindly following the thoughts of the larger group out there? Why aren't we allowing our beautiful minds to flourish and grow through those thoughts that bear ideas and expressions? Why does everything new and different always amount to blasphemy? Why are stranger hairstyles not acceptable to us? Why are dress codes so strictly adhered to? Why do we watch only Bollywood or Hollywood movies with a certain pace and linear structure? Why does everyone have to believe in God? Why do I have to be tolerant to those who think astrology is science? (Well I do. I do have to be tolerant. That is what we all need to learn to be. I think that is the only way for individuality to sneak in. But coming back to astrology; this is again a product of not rational and individual thinking but blind adherence to 'Indianness'.) Why do I have to belong to a religion, perform its never-ending rites and rituals and why, oh why, do I have to belong at all? These are questions I ask myself everyday. These are questions I wish people asked themselves more often. These are the thoughts I wish weren't suppressed so often as they are.

Sometimes when I think just how many categories I fall into, I get amazed. Why can't I simply break out of all those boundaries that stifle me and be a nomad just like my thoughts? Being an Indian student, you can either take up Arts, Science or Commerce. Why the bloody hell can't I choose mathematics and English literature together as my subjects? Again, why are we limiting our thoughts to regular, mundane and accepted?

The key I think is like I mentioned earlier; tolerance. We need to learn to listen, to bear with what we hear and to give people a real chance to express themselves. We need to accept that there can be diverse ways of thinking and living life. We need to stop oppressing people on basis of what they are, how they think and how they live their lives. And when we do reach that level of tolerance towards 'the other', we need to do some creative and yet rational thinking for once. We just need to think and I swear, we won't need wings to fly.

JUST 2 FILMS OLD AND OH, HOW I ADMIRE TRUFFAUT!

I watched Shoot the piano player by Truffaut recently.

I have totally fallen in love with Truffaut after having watched just 2 of his films...Bed and Board (fabulous) and the one I mentioned above.

What is unique about him is this utter disregard for the normal, the conventional and the law. The way he sets out to destroy all kinds of conventions and norms in his films is fascinating to watch...even murders and death in his films seem commonplace, inevitable, laughable at times and yet poignant. The most amazing thing about this is that he is never too weird or too boring to watch...he is not like the absurd school of thought or the surreal school of filmmaking who leave many untouched, baffled and bored...

Another quality of his, which is in a way a part of his disregard for conventions, is his mixing of the genres...it's not a mess like Indian masala films, neither generically distinct like Hollywood...it's a very conscious effort at mixing the two or more unseemingly disparate moods...like for example, drama, action, tragedy, social reality and comedy in Shoot the piano player. Similarly, romance, drama, tragedy, social reality and comedy in Bed and Board. And this mélange is not the usual "black comedy" either...which is essentially treating a rather serious subject through comedy...its plain mixing of completely different genres.

And most importantly, what keeps any viewer hooked to his films, is his inherent sense of humour. His comic outlook towards the most serious and tragic events in life, his frivolous perspective on life as a whole is endearing to watch. There is humour in every scene...no matter how routine, tragic or grave the content may be.

His acute understanding of human relationships and especially the romantic ones is incredibly touching, universally appealing and identifiable. He brings out the most routine sentiments in his dialogues draped in a humorous garb and leaves the viewer laughing hysterically, tickled and touched all at once.